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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Chainletter

I received this e-mail today that was passed to me by a collection services officer who got it sent to her by a cop. I’m attaching the e-mail without editing first. After that I have edited the e-mail so it will apply after the fall, also so it will apply to both women and men instead of the oh so popular opinion that only women need to know how protect themselves.


Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or a loved one's life.  
In daylight hours, refresh yourself
of these things to do in an emergency situation...
This is for you, and for you to share with your wife,
your children, & everyone you know.
After reading these crucial tips,
forward them to someone you care about.
It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.  

1.  
The elbow   is the strongest point
on your body.
If you are close enough to use it, do!  
2.
If a robber asks  for your wallet and/or purse,
DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM .
Toss it away from you  
Chances are he is more interested
in your wallet and/or purse than you,
and he will go for the wallet/purse.
RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3.
If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car,
kick out the back tail lights, stick your arm out the hole
and start waving like crazy.
The driver won't see you, but everyone else will.
4.
People have a tendency to get into their cars
after shopping, eating, working, etc. And just sit
(doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc.)
DON'T DO THIS!
The predator will be watching you, and this
is the perfect opportunity for him to get in
on the passenger side, put a gun to your head,
and tell you where to go.
AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR
LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.  

If someone is in the car
with a gun to your head
DO NOT DRIVE OFF,
Repeat:
DO NOT DRIVE OFF!
Instead gun the engine and
speed into anything, wrecking the car .
Your Air Bag will save you.
If the person is in the back seat
they will get the worst of it.
As soon as the car crashes
bail out and run.
It is better than having your body found
in a remote location.
5.  
A few notes about getting
into your car in a parking lot,
or parking garage:
A.) Be aware:
look around you,
look into your car,
at the passenger side floor,
and in the back seat.
B.) If you are parked next to a big van,
enter your car from the passenger door.
Most serial killers attack their victims
by pulling them into their vans while the person
is attempting to get into their cars.
C.) Look at the car
parked on the driver's side  of your vehicle,
and the passenger side. If a person is sitting alone
in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back
into the mall, or work, and get a
guard/policeman to walk you back out.
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6.
ALWAYS take the elevator
instead of the stairs.
Stairwells are horrible places to be alone
and the perfect crime spot.
(This is especially true at NIGHT!)
7.
If the predator has a gun
and you are not under his control,
ALWAYS RUN!
The predator will only hit you (a running target)
4 in 100 times;  and even then,
it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ.
RUN! Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!
8.
As humans, we are always trying
to be sympathetic:
STOP
It may get you raped, or killed.
Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking,
well educated man, who ALWAYS played
on the sympathies of unsuspecting women.
He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often
asked for help into his vehicle or with his vehicle,
which is when he abducted  
his next victim.
9.
Someone just told me  that her friend heard
a crying baby on her porch the night before last,
and she called the police because it was late
and she thought it was weird. The police told her
'Whatever you do, DO NOT
open the door.'
The lady then said that it sounded like the baby
had crawled near a window, and she was worried
that it would crawl to the street and get run over.
The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way,
whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.'
He told her that they think a serial killer
has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax
women out of their homes thinking that someone
dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it,
but have had several calls by women saying that
they hear baby's cries outside their doors
when they're home alone at night.
10 .
If you wake up in the middle
of the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is a
burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE! These people turn on all your
outside taps full blast so that you will go out to investigate and
then attack.

Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbors!
Please pass this on
This   e-mail should probably be taken seriously because
the Crying Baby Theory was mentioned on
America 's Most Wanted when they profiled
the serial killer in Louisiana.  

I'd like you to forward this to all the women you know.
It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle.
I was going to send this to the ladies only,
but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc.,
you may want to pass it onto them, as well.

Send this to any woman you know that may need
to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it
and it's better to be safe than sorry...
Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or
a loved one's life .
My version:

 
Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It will save your life or a loved one's life.
 
In safe hours, memorize
these things to do in an emergency situation...
This is for you, and for you to share with your wife,
your children, & any other survivors in your party.
After reading these crucial tips,
forward them to someone you care about.
It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.  

1.  
The elbow  is the strongest point
on your body.
If you are close enough to use it, do!  
2.
If a raider has the advantage and demands your bag and/or weaponry,
DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM.
Toss it away from you
Chances are he is more interested
in your gear than you,
and he will go for the tossed gear. When he does,
PUT HIM DOWN WITH YOUR SPARE WEAPON AND TAKE ALL HIS GEAR!
3.
If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car,
kick out the back seat, stick your arms out the hole
and reach for driver.
The driver won't see you, coming, but he may hear you. Move fast.
Make the driver blackout as fast as possible.
4.
People have a tendency to get into their cars
after searching, eating, building, etc. And just sit
(repairing their clothes, or making a list, etc.)
DON'T DO THIS!
The zombies will be approaching you, and this
is the perfect opportunity for them to get in
and start munching.
AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR
LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.  
This is also an opening for desperate raiders to enter
on the passenger side, put a gun to your head,
and tell you where to go.

If someone is in the car
DO NOT DRIVE OFF,
Repeat:
DO NOT DRIVE OFF!
Instead gun the engine and
speed into anything, wrecking the car .
Your Air Bag might save you.
If the person is in the back seat
they will get the worst of it.
Either way the raider will not expect this
And any zombies will likely be tossed
out of the vehicle.
As soon as the car crashes
take control of the raider’s weapon.
5.  
A few notes about getting
into your car in a parking lot,
or parking garage:
A.) Be aware:
look around you,
look into your car,
at the passenger side floor,
and in the back seat.
Listen for tell-tale signs of zombies:
stumbling, shuffling, moaning.
B.) If you are parked next to a big van,
ditch your car and find another OR
sneak up on a the van and break in quickly with
maximum force, ready to kill anything inside.
Many raiders attack their victims
by pulling them into their vans while the person
is attempting to get into their cars.
C.) Look at the car
parked on the driver's side  of your vehicle,
and the passenger side. If a person inside is alive
follow the procedure for tip “B.”
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6.
ALWAYS take the stairs
instead of the elevator.
Elevators are horrible places to be
and the perfect death hole
because of the single exit.
(This is especially true if there is any chance of losing power!)
7.
If the raider has a gun
and you are not under his control,
KILL HIM!
The raider will likely be experienced at hit a running target
even succeeding 90 in 100 times; and also,
it most likely be experienced at aiming for the head or legs.
FIGHT! Run in a zig -zag pattern either for cover or at the raider!
If you go for cover follow rules for engagement from cover.
If you go for the raider take him down hard and quick.
8.
As humans, we are always trying
to be sympathetic:
STOP
It will get you raped, killed or turned!
Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking,
well educated man, who ALWAYS played
on the sympathies of unsuspecting women.
He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often
asked for help into his vehicle or with his vehicle,
which is when he abducted  
his next victim.
9.
Someone told me  that a friend heard
a crying baby on her porch the night before last,
and she called the police because it was late
and she thought it was weird. The police did not answer
because they have dissolved into various groups.
The lady said that it sounded like the baby
had crawled near a window, and she was worried
that it would attract some of the undead and get eaten.
A raider may have a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax
survivors out of their safe houses thinking that someone
dropped off a baby.
This is old minded thinking. No baby would have survived this long
without a guardian.
Either way you need to silence the sound before
it attracts more of the undead.
Investigate the sound but DO NOT go out of your main entrance to do so,
approach the sound from the direction opposite of your safe house to investigate
and deal with the threat, or lack there-of appropriately.
10 .
If you wake up in the middle
of the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is a
burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE! These people turn on all your
outside taps full blast so that you will go out to investigate and
then attack.

Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbors!
Please pass this on.
This message should probably be taken seriously because
your life is on the line every second of every day.  

I'd like you to forward this to everyone in your party.
It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle.
I was going to send this to my party only,
but guys, if you love your parents, spouse, siblings, children, etc.
you may want to pass it onto them, as well.

Send this to any one you know that may need
to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of zombies in it
and it's better to be safe than sorry...
Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It will save your life or
a loved one's life .

Stay vigilant, may the infection never reach you, and those close to you have the resolve to do what is needed should you be so unfortunate, Mike D.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Give them brains

In the last decade there has been an increase in zombie activity. So much so that in the last couple of years zombies have become so much of a craze that everyone wants to sink their teeth in. Right up to having a major TV series based off one of the best books series ever, The Walking Dead.

Where did this sudden increase come from? Why the sudden Class 4 outbreak of undead culture? Well many reasons factor in. For one vampires have been taken about as far as they could go and then ruined for generations to come. The ruining of vampires is an entire article in itself but I will go into it here only to express another reason society has fallen head over heels for zombies. Quite simply vampires were a darkness people are not allowed to tap into. Vampires are former humans who have become monsters, creatures of evil with the power to do and take whatever they want. Vampires offered all the advantages of undead believes and culture combined with an actual desire to become one. This is the vampire's fatal flaw, while the question "werewolf or vampire?" has been one every person has had to answer at one point or another and many have a hard time choosing, the question "zombie or vampire?" is an easy choice. No one wants to BE a zombie. There is no romance in it, no glory, to be one of the mindless horde. The question "zombie or dead?" is one that suits this particular monster much better and why they will not fall into the trap of the vampire. That is the trap of becoming a teenage dream with no flaws. Of course people are playing with the idea of zombies thinking and zombies having memories, things that the zombie community fights against harder then the vampire community fought against vampires sparkling. But zombies have two more very strong advantages in this category, zombies are real, the evidence will always be there to show zombies are not to be love interests and zombies are ugly. While a vampire is a picture of twisted human perfection, a zombie is a picture of the most disgusting thing a human can become. Vampire's flaws are what made them so great, the weaknesses made them tragic and mysterious combined with all the advantages. But once those weaknesses were taken away by the popularity of teen girls, the idea of absolute perfection is a lot less appealing to people than one would first believe. So society can't use the seductive creatures of the night as their undead of choice anymore; another must take it's place.

But why have undead at all? That goes into the fear we all have buried somewhere inside or possibly just resting on our sleeves. The fear of death; more specifically the fear of what comes after death. The undead are something we can really latch onto and stare in the face. It fulfills our natural morbid desires to find some comfort in death, even if that comfort is just knowing what comes next or comparing what comes next to what could happen if we don't pass on! So few choose to become a zombie once bit, the majority would rather die and find some sort of peace then become an abomination. Humans love to think about death in the same way they love to think about God. That is to say some people love thinking about it and other people would rather just be shown something solid and reliable or even just ambiguous and open ended. Thus so many turn to agnostic instead of a religion or atheist. In the same vein people get wrapped into zombies instead of facing finality and some unknown end. Zombies are the physical representation of inevitable death. Slowly but surely it will come for us all. But it can be fought, it can be avoided, it can possibly even be beat!

Zombies also represent something much more rooted in our generation. Zombies represent freedom. Not the freedom previous generations fought for the freedom the current generation does not fight for. Freedom from society. The vast majority of people, even though all logic and knowledge say society is correct and the ways you have been taught are safe and true, something somewhere in the mind wants to be free. Knows that things are not as good as they could be and wants to push back against the corporations and societal norms that demand everyone stays in-line and accepts this is as good as it gets. Zombies represent freedom from society. The freedom to do as you please and only be responsible for the people and things that you choose to be responsible for. Zombies are all the wild west of the future. A Class 4 outbreak would bring about a world where each man's moral compass was his law and his skills and abilities meant more then his cheque book. This sort of anarchy where every family and group has to survive on their own is a world many people secretly desire. To let go of the stress of money and a job is a very common desire and a more politically correct then wishing for the end of the world. Also consider at one point or another everyone has expressed to some extent the desire to just hurt something or the world would be better without certain jerks: the undead are a perfect outlet for this kind of thinking. Not only will most people die off anyway but the lack of law enforcement allows for aggression to be freely taken out on the undead who are, in all fairness, trying to eat you. It also will inevitably lead to bandits and certain unsavory types surviving as well, that instead of putting up with their crimes and physical attacks; survivors will finally be able to fight back and properly protect themselves without fearing consequences from law enforcement or lawyers or the joke that is insurance. Most importantly will be the freedom from money, from having to have a job and a boss, to be able to spend time in whatever manner we choose and to know that every moment of survival is a moment of victory. This is a freedom and a sense of accomplishment everyone wishes to have, and we search for it in escapism, movies, theatre, TV, games, books etc. And few things present this strange desire for freedom by any means necessary -even the end of civilization- as a zombie apocalypse.

Stay in touch, may the infection never reach you, and those close to you have the resolve to do what is needed should you be so unfortunate, Mike D.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Protein builds muscles... and zombies

Yes you read right fellow survivors. Proteins called prions may actually be the cause for zombies.

Prions are a type of protein that is created by, you guessed it, the act of eating a human brain. Many of these proteins exist and cause various diseases: two of which are Creautzfeldt-Jakob disease and Kratos disease. Creautzfeldt-Jakob disease is literally Mad Cow in humans. By eating infected meat a human can become infected. Kratos disease is hard to find information on any more because typing "Kratos" plus anything in any search engine comes up with nothing but God of War references. It is however a disease which creates the exact same symptoms Mad Cow does in cows but in humans and is caused by directly consuming the brain of another human.

Infectious? Not really, but still look at the effects:
  • Twitching, uncontrolled movements.
  • Aggressive behavior.
  • Incoherent speech.
  • Immunity to pain.
  • Loss of all higher thought processes.
  • Dementia and hallucinations.
And depending on which type of disease:
  • Unstoppable laughter.
  • Desire for human flesh (cannibalism.)
  • Glazed over, "deadened" eyes.
  • Sudden, uncontrollable violence.
  • Murderous rage.
Sounds a little bit like the Rage virus from 28 Days Later doesn't it? And say, for instance, a group of scientists were to take these diseases, and combine them with a drug that removes the passive chemicals in our body, like they do to these mice. Looking at some of the links from that page comes up with some scary experiments when you consider that mouse and human brains work almost the same. If a scientist can do this to a mouse, he can do it to you. And it wouldn't take much for a disease like this to evolve (or be changed) into something that could be transferred by blood or saliva. Suddenly there is a human with no conscious, living in a world of his own, where other humans are a threat and he must eat them to save himself. Because his brain tells him too and his hormones don't even try to stop him. Add in a little bit of infectious tempering and you've got the perfect weapon to drop in an enemy country or even to clean up the slums of an over populated city. Think governments aren't too desperate to try it? Take a look at China. Or wars being started to lower populations or keep certain populations and races in check. And if you think doctors and scientists are too good for that kind of thinking. The world is constantly looking for ways to solve over population. As if prions weren't scary enough on their own...

Stay vigilant, may the infection never reach you, and those close to you have the resolve to do what is needed should you be so unfortunate, Mike D.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Should have woke up before the alarm...



Don't be like this guy. He made a large number of mistakes in his choosing of sleeping location. First, only one exit, poor choice. Second, the door was not barricaded. Third, how did the zombie get that close without him waking up? Obviously no noise traps and a heavy sleeper. Forth, he relied on the alarm to wake him up instead of waking up naturally from noise or at a certain time. When waking up naturally many people find they will wake up when something new enters their sleeping area. Partners will get used to each other but if a friend (or enemy) enters the room, even silently it will wake the person.

All of this ties into my last post about being well rested and sleeping safe.

Stay vigilant, may the infection never reach you, and those close to you have the resolve to do what is needed should you be so unfortunate, Mike D.

Tired of zombies?

Everyone has heard of Mythbusters. Now I believe TV is a complete waste of time but this show has proven that it might be only almost a complete waste of time.

One of the things studied on Mythbusters is Tipsy vs. Tired, in the end they prove that it is infact worse to be tired than tipsy. Now everyone remembers my post about being drunk, and if you don't thankfully the internet has provided me with things called links. So without going into too much depth all of the dangers of being drunk (except alcohol poisoning) are WORSE when you are tired instead. And if there is one thing you will be it is tired.

Being tired isn't just a result of not enough sleep, it can result from too much sleep or over exertion as well. The perfect amount of sleep is between six to eight hours a day and waking up naturally. This last part seems unimportant and there is as of yet no scientific evidence to back it. But you can test it for yourself, one day when you don't have to wake up just sleep as long as you want and take note of when you wake up and when you went to bed (total hours slept.) The next time you don't have to go anywhere in them morning, go to bed at the same time the night before and set an alarm for just ten or so minutes earlier than the time you would wake unhindered. Note how much more tired you are the second day.

Sleep can cause many problems for example, interrupted or impaired sleep can cause weaken immune system, accelerated growth of tumors (less ability to fight cancer), cause unnecessary hunger, impaired mental capacity, and impaired memory. All in addition to drowsiness and lower performance of both physical and mental tasks.

With less sleep your body produces less melatonin since melatonin helps suppress free radicals that can lead to cancer, this can be a serious problem. From only as much as receiving four to six hours of sleep instead of six to eight.

Lack of sleep can also lead to a huge increase in stress-related disorders such as heart disease, stomach ulcers and constipation. Plus the high levels of stress and lack of mental fortitude can lead to mental health disorders like depression or mania.

And to add onto all that and the thoughts of trying to get more rest is that recent studies have suggested lost sleep is lost forever, and that loss has a cumulative effect on disrupting your health.

Below is a list of 33 ways to help get more sleep by Dr. Mercola with a few notes from myself added in.

Optimizing Your Sleep Sanctuary

1. Sleep in complete darkness, or as close to it as possible. Even the tiniest bit of light in the room can disrupt your internal clock and your pineal gland's production of melatonin and serotonin. Even the tiniest glow from your clock radio could be interfering with your sleep.   Close your bedroom door, and get rid of night-lights. Refrain from turning on any light at all during the night, even when getting up to go to the bathroom. Cover up your clock radio. Cover your windows using blackout shades or drapes.

All life evolved in response to predictable patterns of light and darkness, called circadian rhythms. Modern day electrical lighting has significantly betrayed your inner clock by disrupting your natural rhythms. Little bits of light pass directly through your optic nerve to your hypothalamus, which controls your biological clock.

Light signals your brain that it’s time to wake up and starts preparing your body for ACTION.

2. Keep the temperature in your bedroom no higher than 70 degrees F (21 degrees Celsius). Many people keep their homes and particularly their upstairs bedrooms too warm. Studies show that the optimal room temperature for sleep is quite cool, between 60 to 68 degrees. Keeping your room cooler or hotter can lead to restless sleep.

When you sleep, your body’s internal temperature drops to its lowest level, generally about four hours after you fall asleep. Scientists believe a cooler bedroom may therefore be most conducive to sleep, since it mimics your body’s natural temperature drop.

3. Check your bedroom for electro-magnetic fields (EMFs). These can disrupt the pineal gland and the production of melatonin and serotonin, and may have other negative effects as well.

To do this, you need a gauss meter. You can find various models online, starting around $50 to $200. Some experts  even recommend pulling your circuit breaker before bed to kill all power in your house.

(EMF are produced by electronics so this tips kind of goes with the next one.)

4. Move alarm clocks and other electrical devices away from your bed. If these devices must be used, keep them as far away from your bed as possible, preferably at least 3 feet (Arm's length to ideally about six feet.) Remove the clock from view. It will only add to your worry when you stare at it all night... 2 a.m. ...3 a.m. ... 4:30 a.m.

5. Avoid using loud alarm clocks. It is very stressful on your body to be suddenly jolted awake. If you are regularly getting enough sleep, an alarm may even be unnecessary.

I gave up my alarm clock years ago and now use a sun alarm clock. The Sun Alarm™ SA-2002 provides an ideal way to wake up each morning if you can't wake up with the REAL sun. Combining the features of a traditional alarm clock (digital display, AM/FM radio, beeper, snooze button, etc) with a special built-in light that gradually increases in intensity, this amazing clock simulates a natural sunrise. It also includes a sunset feature where the light fades to darkness over time, which is ideal for anyone who has trouble falling asleep.

6. Reserve your bed for sleeping. If you are used to watching TV or doing work in bed, you may find it harder to relax and drift off to sleep, so avoid doing these activities in bed.

(Or at least in whatever your sleeping area is. More about that after.)

7. Consider separate bedrooms. Recent studies suggest, for many people, sharing a bed with a partner, or pets, can significantly impair sleep, especially if the partner is a restless sleeper or snores. If bedfellows are consistently interfering with your sleep, you may want to consider a separate bedroom.

Preparing for Bed

8. Get to bed as early as possible. Your body, particularly your adrenal system, does a majority of its recharging between the hours of 11 p.m. and 1 a.m. In addition, your gallbladder dumps toxins during this same period. If you are awake, the toxins back up into your liver, which can further disrupt your health.

Prior to the widespread use of electricity, people would go to bed shortly after sundown, as most animals do, and which nature intended for humans as well.

9. Don't change your bedtime. You should go to bed and wake up at the same times each day, even on the weekends. This will help your body to get into a sleep rhythm and make it easier to fall asleep and get up in the morning.

10. Establish a bedtime routine. This could include meditation, deep breathing, using aromatherapy or essential oils or indulging in a massage from your partner. The key is to find something that makes you feel relaxed, then repeat it each night to help you release the tensions of the day.

(Obviously it is optimal if this retinue serves a benefit to survival, such as cleaning your weapons, reloading ammo clips, checking barricades etc.)

11. Don't drink any fluids within 2 hours of going to bed. This will reduce the likelihood of needing to get up and go to the bathroom, or at least minimize the frequency.

12. Go to the bathroom right before bed. This will reduce the chances that you'll wake up to go in the middle of the night.

13. Eat a high-protein snack several hours before bed. This can provide the L-tryptophan needed for your melatonin and serotonin production.

(Many health professionals also highly suggest this as during the night your body will continue to use the protein to fuel you body and will thus break down fat cells to provide the energy to recharge instead of muscle. A fit survivor is a true survivor.)

14. Also eat a small piece of fruit. This can help the tryptophan cross your blood-brain barrier.

15. Avoid before-bed snacks, particularly grains and sugars. These will raise your blood sugar and delay sleep. Later, when blood sugar drops too low (hypoglycemia), you may wake up and be unable to fall back asleep.

(Protein may be consumed right up until getting into bed but avoid everything else.)

16. Take a hot bath, shower or sauna before bed. When your body temperature is raised in the late evening, it will fall at bedtime, facilitating slumber. The temperature drop from getting out of the bath signals your body it’s time for bed.

17. Wear socks to bed. Feet often feel cold before the rest of the body because they have the poorest circulation. A study has shown that wearing socks reduces night wakings. As an alternative, you could place a hot water bottle near your feet at night.

(Do not wear the socks you wore during the day to bed. For one the sweat in them will freeze causing your feet to be even colder then they would have been otherwise. And for two it will stick and survivors have to live with few enough comforts already.)

18. Wear an eye mask to block out light. As discussed earlier, it is very important to sleep in as close to complete darkness as possible. That said, it's not always easy to block out every stream of light using curtains, blinds or drapes, particularly if you live in an urban area or if your spouse has a different schedule than you do. In these cases, an eye mask can be helpful.

19. Put your work away at least one hour before bed, preferably two hours or more. This will give your mind a chance to unwind so you can go to sleep feeling calm, not hyped up or anxious about tomorrow's deadlines.

(This means finish hunting, barricading and any next day prep an hour before you need to sleep.)

20. No TV right before bed. Even better, get the TV out of the bedroom or even completely out of the house. It’s too stimulating to the brain, preventing you from falling asleep quickly. TV disrupts your pineal gland function.

(If you have TV at all you should not use it often.)

21. Listen to relaxation CDs. Some people find the sound of white noise or nature sounds, such as the ocean or forest, to be soothing for sleep. An excellent relaxation/meditation option to listen to before bed is the Insight audio CD. Another favorite is the Sleep Harmony CD, which uses a combination of advanced vibrational technology and guided meditation to help you effortlessly fall into deep delta sleep within minutes. The CD works on the principle of “sleep wave entrainment” to assist your brain in gearing down for sleep. 

(Don't set the CD to loop or use a CD that will last all night, you need to be able to hear if something happens during the night.)
  
22. Read something spiritual or uplifting. This may help you relax. Don't read anything stimulating, such as a mystery or suspense novel, which has the opposite effect. In addition, if you are really enjoying a suspenseful book, you might be tempted to go on reading for hours, instead of going to sleep.

23. Journaling. If you often lay in bed with your mind racing, it might be helpful keep a journal and write down your thoughts before bed. Personally, I have been doing this for 15 years, but prefer to do it in the morning when my brain is functioning at its peak and my cortisol levels are high.

(It is also a proven method to lower stress and keep track of your thoughts. There are many techniques to help when journaling. One of the best I've found is to set aside ten minutes and just write every word that comes to your mind as fast as you can. Not thinking about or judging anything that comes out of it. This is a perfect mental cleanse and will help reduce over thinking and stress.)

Lifestyle Suggestions That Enhance Sleep

24. Reduce or avoid as many drugs as possible. Many drugs, both prescription and over-the-counter, may adversely effect sleep. In most cases, the condition causing the drugs to be taken in the first place can be addressed by following guidelines elsewhere on my web site.

25. Avoid caffeine. At least one study has shown that, in some people, caffeine is not metabolized efficiently, leaving you feeling its effects long after consumption. So, an afternoon cup of coffee or tea will keep some people from falling asleep at night. Be aware that some medications contain caffeine for example, diet pills.

(As the Mormons put say, caffeine is a drug. The side effects of caffeine are wide and varied but most negative. Caffeine IS NOT energy, calories are energy. Caffeine is a drug that makes the body feel more aware.)

26. Avoid alcohol. Although alcohol will make you drowsy, the effect is short lived and you will often wake up several hours later, unable to fall back asleep. Alcohol will also keep you from entering the deeper stages of sleep, where your body does most of its healing.

(This is just regarding sleep, alcohol has many other bad effects on survivors.)

27. Make certain you are exercising regularly. Exercising for at least 30 minutes per day can improve your sleep. However, don't exercise too close to bedtime or it may keep you awake. Studies show exercising in the morning is the best if you can manage it.

28. Lose excess weight. Being overweight can increase your risk of sleep apnea, which can seriously impair your sleep.

(This is a no brainer for survivors. I continue to stress the need to stay in top physical condition for combat against both undead and raiders.)

29. Avoid foods you may be sensitive to. This is particularly true for sugar, grains, and pasteurized dairy. Sensitivity reactions can cause excess congestion, gastrointestinal upset, bloating and gas, and other problems.

(About 52% of humans are actually sensitive to grains and wheat. Try cutting ALL wheat out of your diet for two weeks and see if your over all health improves.)

30. Have your adrenals checked by a good natural medicine clinician. Scientists have found that insomnia may be caused by adrenal stress.

31. If you are menopausal or perimenopausal, get checked out by a good natural medicine physician. The hormonal changes at this time may cause sleep problems if not properly addressed.

(This tip doesn't really give any practical advice... especially if you don't have a doctor in your party. If possible try to keep emotions and the over worked mind calm. Drink herbal teas and eat a lot of calcium. And the biggest advice I can find is the catch 22 of getting more sleep to calm your menopause from disturbing your sleep.)

If All Else Fails

32. My current favorite fix for insomnia is Emotional Freedom Technique (EFT). Most people can learn the basics of this gentle tapping technique in a few minutes. EFT can help balance your body's bioenergy system and resolve some of the emotional stresses that are contributing to your insomnia at a very deep level. The results are typically long lasting and improvement is remarkably rapid.

33. Increase your melatonin. Ideally it is best to increase levels naturally with exposure to bright sunlight in the daytime along with full spectrum fluorescent bulbs in the winter and absolute complete darkness at night.

If that isn’t possible, you may want to consider a melatonin supplement. In scientific studies, melatonin has been shown to increase sleepiness, help you fall asleep more quickly and stay asleep, decrease restlessness, and reverse daytime fatigue.

Melatonin is a completely natural substance, made by your body, and has many health benefits in addition to sleep.

I prefer to use a sublingual melatonin product because it is absorbed much faster and therefore works more quickly.

(The End.)
 That's it, 33 tips to improve sleep. Now for a few tips about sleep after the fall.

It is important to have an area to be your sleeping area. This will help with many aspects of feeling safe and calm enough to actually sleep restfully. However it is important to note this area must actually be safe and calm. This will be hard to find sometimes but over time survivors will adjust and the needed level of safety will change to how much is available. But until then proper measures must be taken and then the mind must be settled with what it has.

Sleep in shifts wherever possible, do not sleep in the standard 4/4 shifts but rather 6/6. This does reduce the day by four hours but it will ensure both people are able to keep the pattern up with no health risks for an indefinite period of time. If in a location where you will be staying for longer then one night the time awake can be used to do things in the immediate area of the sleeping person, exercise, weapon maintenance, barricading, studying etc. In a very small group while one person should be awake and aware that person does not need to be solely focused on protecting a large area. If there is a bigger group than this is fairly easy to do as there will only be 2-4 hours where one person needs to sleep and the rest of the group can go about daily activities.

The tricky part becomes if shifts are not possible, i.e. surviving alone. At this point sleep should be done in as safe an area as possible and if no safe area can be found then it becomes a judgement call of possibly dying in your sleep or staying awake long enough to find a secure place. Things to look for is height, trees, second floor (or higher), even on top of large boulders and rocks. Remember though if it was easy to get to the undead can probably get there too. Height seems silly but will be your greatest defense, the reason so many animals live in trees is to stay away from predators.

Next make noise-traps around all access points to your sleeping area. Around the base of a tree, on all the stair cases of a building, across the entrances of caves etc. Note: never sleep in a cave. With limited exits and light this is a literal death trap and the survivor who sleeps here has no one to blame but himself. Noise traps are easy to make or find, there are many cheap motion detectors on the market (even look for toys which make noise when passed such as baby dolls, dogs or spy detectors.) Piles of empty cans or glass bottles will make plenty of noise when knocked over, and only need to be piled a couple high to protect from shamblers (raiders may even knock them over if not paying attention.) Trip lines tied to doors, boxes full of small metal or glass objects, or noise makers can also be a very adaptable protection.

Barricades should be made around entrances if at all possible. The longer the stay the more barricaded and fortified the sleeping area should be. Each day work should be done on the barricades. The first few days should be quite extensive as barricades will be your last defense before you can't wake up if you haven't by that point. Barricades can be anything from boarding up windows or installing chains or locks to doors and windows to moving heavy objects into pathways or knocking out ladders or paths to the area entirely.

It's also important to know when you are tired, there are many signs to getting too tired, often times you will be tired without even realizing it. And if the body gets too tired it will go into it's "second wind" and basically force itself to go into overdrive. While this will prove incredibly useful during and after the fall it will cause major damage over time and so should be avoided unless necessary. Never push your body to the body where you collapse or are no longer able to protect yourself, if you a beginning to get tired it is fair greater to find a good place to sleep then to push yourself and possibly run into danger or be unable to find a suitable sleeping area. Remember that time is not against you. Survivors will in fact be the wealthiest people to ever live because not only will they have access to anything they set their mind to obtaining but they also have absolutely no time limits except those given by the sun and the seasons.

And just for good measure the wisdom of mothers.


Stay well rested, may the infection never reach you, and those close to you have the resolve to do what is needed should you be so unfortunate, Mike D.