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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Chainletter

I received this e-mail today that was passed to me by a collection services officer who got it sent to her by a cop. I’m attaching the e-mail without editing first. After that I have edited the e-mail so it will apply after the fall, also so it will apply to both women and men instead of the oh so popular opinion that only women need to know how protect themselves.


Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or a loved one's life.  
In daylight hours, refresh yourself
of these things to do in an emergency situation...
This is for you, and for you to share with your wife,
your children, & everyone you know.
After reading these crucial tips,
forward them to someone you care about.
It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.  

1.  
The elbow   is the strongest point
on your body.
If you are close enough to use it, do!  
2.
If a robber asks  for your wallet and/or purse,
DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM .
Toss it away from you  
Chances are he is more interested
in your wallet and/or purse than you,
and he will go for the wallet/purse.
RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3.
If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car,
kick out the back tail lights, stick your arm out the hole
and start waving like crazy.
The driver won't see you, but everyone else will.
4.
People have a tendency to get into their cars
after shopping, eating, working, etc. And just sit
(doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc.)
DON'T DO THIS!
The predator will be watching you, and this
is the perfect opportunity for him to get in
on the passenger side, put a gun to your head,
and tell you where to go.
AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR
LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.  

If someone is in the car
with a gun to your head
DO NOT DRIVE OFF,
Repeat:
DO NOT DRIVE OFF!
Instead gun the engine and
speed into anything, wrecking the car .
Your Air Bag will save you.
If the person is in the back seat
they will get the worst of it.
As soon as the car crashes
bail out and run.
It is better than having your body found
in a remote location.
5.  
A few notes about getting
into your car in a parking lot,
or parking garage:
A.) Be aware:
look around you,
look into your car,
at the passenger side floor,
and in the back seat.
B.) If you are parked next to a big van,
enter your car from the passenger door.
Most serial killers attack their victims
by pulling them into their vans while the person
is attempting to get into their cars.
C.) Look at the car
parked on the driver's side  of your vehicle,
and the passenger side. If a person is sitting alone
in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back
into the mall, or work, and get a
guard/policeman to walk you back out.
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6.
ALWAYS take the elevator
instead of the stairs.
Stairwells are horrible places to be alone
and the perfect crime spot.
(This is especially true at NIGHT!)
7.
If the predator has a gun
and you are not under his control,
ALWAYS RUN!
The predator will only hit you (a running target)
4 in 100 times;  and even then,
it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ.
RUN! Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!
8.
As humans, we are always trying
to be sympathetic:
STOP
It may get you raped, or killed.
Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking,
well educated man, who ALWAYS played
on the sympathies of unsuspecting women.
He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often
asked for help into his vehicle or with his vehicle,
which is when he abducted  
his next victim.
9.
Someone just told me  that her friend heard
a crying baby on her porch the night before last,
and she called the police because it was late
and she thought it was weird. The police told her
'Whatever you do, DO NOT
open the door.'
The lady then said that it sounded like the baby
had crawled near a window, and she was worried
that it would crawl to the street and get run over.
The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way,
whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.'
He told her that they think a serial killer
has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax
women out of their homes thinking that someone
dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it,
but have had several calls by women saying that
they hear baby's cries outside their doors
when they're home alone at night.
10 .
If you wake up in the middle
of the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is a
burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE! These people turn on all your
outside taps full blast so that you will go out to investigate and
then attack.

Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbors!
Please pass this on
This   e-mail should probably be taken seriously because
the Crying Baby Theory was mentioned on
America 's Most Wanted when they profiled
the serial killer in Louisiana.  

I'd like you to forward this to all the women you know.
It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle.
I was going to send this to the ladies only,
but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc.,
you may want to pass it onto them, as well.

Send this to any woman you know that may need
to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it
and it's better to be safe than sorry...
Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or
a loved one's life .
My version:

 
Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It will save your life or a loved one's life.
 
In safe hours, memorize
these things to do in an emergency situation...
This is for you, and for you to share with your wife,
your children, & any other survivors in your party.
After reading these crucial tips,
forward them to someone you care about.
It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.  

1.  
The elbow  is the strongest point
on your body.
If you are close enough to use it, do!  
2.
If a raider has the advantage and demands your bag and/or weaponry,
DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM.
Toss it away from you
Chances are he is more interested
in your gear than you,
and he will go for the tossed gear. When he does,
PUT HIM DOWN WITH YOUR SPARE WEAPON AND TAKE ALL HIS GEAR!
3.
If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car,
kick out the back seat, stick your arms out the hole
and reach for driver.
The driver won't see you, coming, but he may hear you. Move fast.
Make the driver blackout as fast as possible.
4.
People have a tendency to get into their cars
after searching, eating, building, etc. And just sit
(repairing their clothes, or making a list, etc.)
DON'T DO THIS!
The zombies will be approaching you, and this
is the perfect opportunity for them to get in
and start munching.
AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR
LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.  
This is also an opening for desperate raiders to enter
on the passenger side, put a gun to your head,
and tell you where to go.

If someone is in the car
DO NOT DRIVE OFF,
Repeat:
DO NOT DRIVE OFF!
Instead gun the engine and
speed into anything, wrecking the car .
Your Air Bag might save you.
If the person is in the back seat
they will get the worst of it.
Either way the raider will not expect this
And any zombies will likely be tossed
out of the vehicle.
As soon as the car crashes
take control of the raider’s weapon.
5.  
A few notes about getting
into your car in a parking lot,
or parking garage:
A.) Be aware:
look around you,
look into your car,
at the passenger side floor,
and in the back seat.
Listen for tell-tale signs of zombies:
stumbling, shuffling, moaning.
B.) If you are parked next to a big van,
ditch your car and find another OR
sneak up on a the van and break in quickly with
maximum force, ready to kill anything inside.
Many raiders attack their victims
by pulling them into their vans while the person
is attempting to get into their cars.
C.) Look at the car
parked on the driver's side  of your vehicle,
and the passenger side. If a person inside is alive
follow the procedure for tip “B.”
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6.
ALWAYS take the stairs
instead of the elevator.
Elevators are horrible places to be
and the perfect death hole
because of the single exit.
(This is especially true if there is any chance of losing power!)
7.
If the raider has a gun
and you are not under his control,
KILL HIM!
The raider will likely be experienced at hit a running target
even succeeding 90 in 100 times; and also,
it most likely be experienced at aiming for the head or legs.
FIGHT! Run in a zig -zag pattern either for cover or at the raider!
If you go for cover follow rules for engagement from cover.
If you go for the raider take him down hard and quick.
8.
As humans, we are always trying
to be sympathetic:
STOP
It will get you raped, killed or turned!
Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking,
well educated man, who ALWAYS played
on the sympathies of unsuspecting women.
He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often
asked for help into his vehicle or with his vehicle,
which is when he abducted  
his next victim.
9.
Someone told me  that a friend heard
a crying baby on her porch the night before last,
and she called the police because it was late
and she thought it was weird. The police did not answer
because they have dissolved into various groups.
The lady said that it sounded like the baby
had crawled near a window, and she was worried
that it would attract some of the undead and get eaten.
A raider may have a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax
survivors out of their safe houses thinking that someone
dropped off a baby.
This is old minded thinking. No baby would have survived this long
without a guardian.
Either way you need to silence the sound before
it attracts more of the undead.
Investigate the sound but DO NOT go out of your main entrance to do so,
approach the sound from the direction opposite of your safe house to investigate
and deal with the threat, or lack there-of appropriately.
10 .
If you wake up in the middle
of the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is a
burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE! These people turn on all your
outside taps full blast so that you will go out to investigate and
then attack.

Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbors!
Please pass this on.
This message should probably be taken seriously because
your life is on the line every second of every day.  

I'd like you to forward this to everyone in your party.
It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle.
I was going to send this to my party only,
but guys, if you love your parents, spouse, siblings, children, etc.
you may want to pass it onto them, as well.

Send this to any one you know that may need
to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of zombies in it
and it's better to be safe than sorry...
Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It will save your life or
a loved one's life .

Stay vigilant, may the infection never reach you, and those close to you have the resolve to do what is needed should you be so unfortunate, Mike D.